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Which is not a cocktail?
a. Mai Tai
b. Orgasm
c. Grenadine
d. Long Island Ice Tea

Me: C. I know my alcohol.

Which is not a dessert?
a. Tiramisu
b. Pinot Noir
c. Creme Brulee
d. Black Forest.

Me: B. Please… I know my alcohol. I know my desserts.

2 questions, OWNED. HAHAHA

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I love the Think Geek website. (www.thinkgeek.com)

I have browsed through their website for years but I still haven’t purchased a single item. My wish list on my Think Geek account has more than 50 items and it keeps growing.

I made this list for those of you who haven’t bought a gift for that geeky/nerdy friend, loved one, office mate, classmate, or relative of yours.

I’ve skipped items which may be too expensive for a gift and t-shirts and plush toys. This list contains items which are useful and/or unique and all under $50 found on the Think Geek website.

1. For The Big Bang Theory Fan: Periodic Table Shower Curtain $29.99

This reminds me of the first episode of The Big Bang Theory where  Leonard and Sheldon invites Penny to their apartment and Penny takes a shower in their bathroom

Periodic Table Shower Curtain $29.99

 

2. For the techie who has an Ipad: Etch A Sketch Ipad Case $39.99

Brings back childhood memories and camouflage the iPad as a toy.

Etch A Sketch Ipad Case $39.99

 

3. For Beer Drinkers: Periodic Beer Glass $8.99

Drink your beer in this to show your inner nerd.

Periodic Beer Glass $8.99

 

4. For the Star Wars Fan: USB Lightsaber Lamp $25.99

Since buying the life-size lightsaber is too expensive, this smaller lightsaber lamp would still tickle your friend’s love for Star Wars.

USB Star Wars Lightsaber Lamp $25.99

 

5. For Bruce Wayne/ the Batman Fan: Batman Cuff Links $49.99

A true Batman fan will be proud to wear this.

Batman Cuff Links $49.99

 

 6. For the Bookworm: Book of Secrets $4.99

It contains, well, secrets.

Book of Secrets $4.99

 

7. For the Bacon/Hot Sauce Loving Foodie: Bacon Hot Sauce $7.99

You love bacon? +

You love hot sauce?

= Bacon Hot Sauce!

Bacon Flavored Hot Sauce $7.99

 

8. For the Prankster: Phantom Keystroker V2 $9.99

Because messing with other people is what they love to do.

 

Phantom Keystroker V2 $9.99

 

9. For the “Preparing for a Zombie Apocalypse: Zombie Survival Guide $11.99

For your friend who watches too much Zombie movies or plays too much Left for Dead.

The Zombie Survival Guide $11.99

 

10. For the Garden Enthusiast/Biology Major: Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set $24.99

Because regular plants are too mainstream.

Desktop Carnivorous Plant Set $24.99

I don’t know much about clothes, make-up or anything related to fashion for that matter.

My Mom buys MOST of my clothes. (Perhaps the only thing I’ve bought for myself in my closet are my the Flash and Batman t-shirts)

So when we were required to attend our Legal Management Congress and Ball at SMX Convention Center, a formal event – dress code was long gown, I panicked.

I had such a hard time choosing a dress. I don’t know what dress style should I wear, what color looks best on me, what accessories, make-up, or shoes that would match the dress I would buy.

A day before the ball and I still didn’t have a dress.

I’ve tried on dresses but I couldn’t choose for myself.

I’ve sent pictures of myself in some dresses and asked my parents what should I buy.

I called up my Dad. This was how our conversation went:

Me: “Yung blue dress bagay ba sakin?” *clueless* (Does the blue dress look good on me?)

Dad: “Oo”. (Yes)

Me: “Eh kung yun bibilin ko, ano naman dapat yung shoes na susuotin ko?” (If I buy the blue dress, what shoes should I wear?)
Dad: *long pause* “Aba ewan ko, di naman ako nagsusuot ng ganun pano ko malalaman. Tanong mo si Mom mo.” (I don’t know. I don’t wear (high-heeled) shoes, how should I know. Ask your Mom.)

I forgot I was talking to my Dad. Hahaha 😀

P.S. I ended up buying a red dress. Hahaha

How about you? What’s the weirdest thing you’ve asked your Dad?

Me eating a crepe

Me eating a shawarma

Me cleaning up the shawarma sauce that I accidentally spilled on my dress

Kat and I. (I'm trying to show my muscles)

Kat, Khey, Pat and I

‘Nuff said.